Pictures would be Nice!!

Naked guys on the light posts, they change colors at night!

Holly, Christine, and I when we first saw the beach

No sand on the beach, just rocks!

This doesn't even begin to show how blue the water is, SO BLUE!

Christine and Holly!

Nice is amazing!

And incredibly beautiful!

The harbor is packed with super nice boats, but it doesn't compare with Monaco.

Look into the hills!

Wine, friends, and an incredible view. Life is good.

French wine is delicious. Yes please!

Waterfalls on the cliffside, no big deal.

Old Nice! In the Touristy section imagine shops on either side of the street. 

Stepharoo, sounds like your kind of soup!

Dinner, or rather a gratuitous amount of snacks!

Tell me thats not Johnny Depp, he even has a house in Nice!!

Apparently in Monaco, a yacht AND a helicopter is absolutely necessary.

Although it was pretty impressive, not gonna lie.

Chang and I

Monaco, Monte Carlo Casino. They had a dress code and an entrance fee to even get inside.

These are all mine, I am just letting their owners borrow them for a while. Shrug.

Muscles in Monaco, yummy! - Before

Boom, I just destroyed you!  - After

Its a real problem. Damn tourists in speedos.

So picturesque!!

THAT'S AN ORANGE TREE!! Are you kidding me?!

Oceanography Museum, eek!

So cool!

"Have you seen my dad?"

"Have you seen my dad?" "Have you seen my dad?" "Have you seen my dad?" "Have you seen my dad?" "Have you seen my dad?" "Have you seen my dad?" "Have you seen my dad?" "Have you seen my dad?" "Have you seen my dad?" "Have you seen my dad?" "Have you seen my dad?" "Have you seen my dad?" "Have you seen my dad?" "Have you seen my dad?" "Have you seen my dad?" "Have you seen my dad?" "Have you seen my dad?" "Have you seen my dad?" "Have you seen my dad?" "Have you seen my dad?" "Have you seen my dad?" "Have you seen my dad?" "Have you seen my dad?" "Have you seen my dad?" "Have you seen my dad?" "Have you seen my dad?" "Have you seen my dad?" "Have you seen my dad?" "Have you seen my dad?" "Have you seen my dad?"

Totally fake, but totally wicked.

This was an amazing example of Mediterranean waters! 

Wow. Just wow.

We all live in a yellow submarine... except for me. Yellow walls are tacky.

Cafe!

So cool!!  (Haha, get it?)

Oh hello rocky beach, why do you have to hurt my feet?

Tassle's in the tree sparkle in the sun. Even in the palm tree!

Yummy!!

I told you they lit up at night!

And so does the cathedral.

Nice friends!!!